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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Cryptic Cotton is a US-based apparel brand. Our shirts are printed to order through our fulfillment partners, with US orders produced and shipped domestically.

Do you ship internationally?

Not quite yet! We're currently working on bringing Cryptic Cotton to customers around the world. International shipping is coming soon, so stay tuned. The darkness is spreading.

How much does shipping cost?

Orders over $75 qualify for free shipping! For smaller orders, shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location and the items in your cart.

Will I receive a tracking number?

Absolutely. Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with tracking information so you can follow your package's journey from our printer to your doorstep. No crystal ball required.

What materials are your shirts made from?

Our shirts are made using Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tees, featuring 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight feel, and a comfortable unisex fit. They're soft, durable, and designed for everyday wear.

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