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D is for Death Metal
$29.99 USD
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Description
- Gildan Softstyle® 64000
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight, soft fabric
- Classic unisex fit
- True to size
- Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Wash with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly over the design.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
- All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home. Because that's how we roll.
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Frequently asked questions
Where are you located?
Cryptic Cotton is a US-based apparel brand. Our shirts are printed to order through our fulfillment partners, with US orders produced and shipped domestically.
Do you ship internationally?
Not quite yet! We're currently working on bringing Cryptic Cotton to customers around the world. International shipping is coming soon, so stay tuned. The darkness is spreading.
How much does shipping cost?
Orders over $75 qualify for free shipping! For smaller orders, shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location and the items in your cart.
Will I receive a tracking number?
Absolutely. Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with tracking information so you can follow your package's journey from our printer to your doorstep. No crystal ball required.
What materials are your shirts made from?
Our shirts are made using Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tees, featuring 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight feel, and a comfortable unisex fit. They're soft, durable, and designed for everyday wear.